• Crystal Bridges’ Art

    I forgot to photograph the details and the Online Catalog is ‘Unavailable for Maintenance.’ I’ll have to update this caption later.

    I took pictures of some of the pieces when we were here last year. Here are some others that caught my eye this time.

    Red Lens
    American Gothic in Cotton Reels. It didn’t do it for me, but it was a challenge to get a picture.
    Picked from the Garden of Celestial Delights
    Artist: Louise “Ouizi” Jones
    https://crystalbridges.org/blog/artistatcb-louise-jones/
    Sentinel. (my title) Stainless Steel Tree at the Crystal Bridges Entrance.
  • Crystal Bridges’ Architecture

    Crystal Bridges – ‘Great Hall’. It’s very turtle-esque. Copyright © 2018 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.
    Crystal Bridges Art Collection. Copyright © 2018 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.
    Walkway. Copyright © 2018 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.
    Up. Copyright © 2018 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.
    Crystal Bridges Restaurant. Copyright © 2018 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.
    Crystal Bridges – ‘Great Hall’. Copyright © 2018 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.
  • Bachman-Wilson House — Frank Lloyd Wright

    We very much enjoyed having a look around inside the Bachman-Wilson House. I was keen to note all the details. Copyright © 2018 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.
    Bachman-Wilson House (Frank Lloyd Wright) Crystal Bridges. Copyright © 2018 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.

    We very much enjoyed having a look around inside the Bachman-Wilson House. I was keen to note all the details. Unfortunately, no photography was allowed inside, and we couldn’t go upstairs. Lots of food for thought, though.

    View the interior

    I may not have been able to take pictures, but there is an interior tour on Google. Take a look below. Click on ‘2’ to view the second floor, which visitors are not able to access.

    Read more about the Bachman-Wilson House on the Crystal Bridges’ website.

  • Leaf and Leaves

    Leaf and Leaves

    I fancied a bit of abstract action for a change.

  • St. John’s – Stained Glass Window

    St. John’s – Stained Glass Window. Copyright © 2018 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.

    I was at St. John’s for the 8 a.m. Eucharist this morning and I loved how the light was streaming in through this window in the sanctuary.

  • Tending the campfire

    Tending the Campfire. Copyright © 2018 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.
  • R&R – Rest and Recuperation

    Color photograph of Gary Allman enjoying the Sunset at Table Rock Missouri (Piney Creek Wilderness).
    R&R – Rest and Recuperation – Gary looks out over the Piney Creek Arm of Table Rock Lake. Copyright © 2018 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.

    Gary looks out over the Piney Creek Arm of Table Rock Lake.

    The evening of Day Two. The afternoon’s rain had stopped and I took a few moments after dinner to sit by the lake and watch the world (mainly herons and bald eagles) go past.

    I almost like the black and white version more.

    Black and white picture of Gary Allman enjoying the sunset at Piney Creek Wilderness, Missouri.
    R&R – Rest and Recuperation. Copyright © 2018 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.


  • Three Days Summer Backpacking at Piney Creek Wilderness

    I decided to take on my aversion to summer backpacking, face the heat, and see if I could get some wilderness rest and recuperation.

    Pineview Lookout Tower

    June was busy. Ginger was away on business for a couple of weeks, and three days after she got home I was off working in Austin for ten days. We said we’d have some “Lake-time” when I got back. That didn’t happen and Ginger is much more conscientious than me, so when I suggested a short break, she opted to stay at home and work in an airconditioned office while I sweated it out in the predicted low nineties temperatures.

    There’s not been a lot of rain, so access to water prompted me to decide to go to Piney Creek Wilderness and hike down to Table Rock Lake. Once there I’d set up a basecamp and relax. I’ve always thought the northern shore of the lake might offer some good wild camping spots, and this was a good opportunity to do some exploring. I had no new gear to test, unless you count my tarp and under quilt, which I’ve only taken out for one night so far. So, the main aim of the trip was to kick back and chill out by the lake (if you can chill out in those temps).

    Day One

    I still get a kick out of asking my phone to “Take me to Piney Creek Wilderness.” and then get the turn-by-turn instructions all the way to the Pinesview Tower trailhead. What can I say? I’m very easy to please. I arrived at the empty trailhead parking lot around midday. From the trail check-in register it looked like no one had been around since the weekend.

    Parked at the Pineview Lookout Tower Trailhead. The only vehicle at the trailhead. I’ll be back in a couple of days.
    Trailhead Access Road — Or should that be ‘access track’?

    Despite the heat, I decided to do the hike ‘properly’ — which means not cheating by walking the first half mile along Farm road 2150, thus avoiding the descents and climbs at the start of the trail.

    I took the Lake Trail from the northern end of the parking lot. It’s a good workout to start a hike with. It drops into two hollows which, of course, have to be climbed out of. At my usual pace (Just over a mile an hour) it took me an hour to get to the point where the Lake Trail sets off down the ridge to Piney Creek. I don’t like descending that trail (to be honest I don’t like climbing it either). It’s steep and the trail is covered in loose gravel, an accident waiting to happen. I almost always opt to take the ‘non-system’, ‘Farm Track Trail’. We’ve called it that because the trail follows the route of an old farm access track. Many years ago tomatoes were grown in the open floodplain at what is now the mouth of Piney Creek. There used to be gate posts visible at one point on this trail, but on my last couple of visits, I’ve not spotted them.

    The trail is nice and clear here. The number of spiderwebs across the trail made me consider renaming this section Shelob’s Lair.
    The “Farm Track Trail” follows the creek bed in places.

    The hike down the Farm Track Trail was uneventful, though I toyed with the idea of renaming the upper section ‘Shelob’s Lair’ because of the huge number of spider webs hanging across the trail. I ended up holding my hiking pole out in front of me like some wizard’s staff (I think that’s enough Lord of The Rings references in one paragraph).

    Piney Creek, as I expected, was dry. Finding where the Lake Trail entered the large open scrub area that makes up the last half mile of the trail to Table Rock Lake wasn’t easy. Fortunately, because I’d hiked this trail just a couple of months ago I had clues to look for and it didn’t take too long. Hindsight being the valuable thing it is though, I should have just not bothered with the trail and hiked down the dried up Piney Creek. As it was the trail was very overgrown and difficult to follow. In places, the scrub was well over my head, and I was probably muttering out loud a mantra of “Snakes & Ticks,” A machete would have been a help at this point. It seemed like a lot longer, but it only took me twenty minutes to bushwhack my way through the half-mile of undergrowth to the lake.

    At the lake I found loads of Pipevine Swallowtail butterflies on the bushes, very pretty, but rather timid; they kept on fluttering off when I tried to get pictures.

    Dozens of these butterlies were feasting on the flowers at the mouth of Piney Creek.
    Pipevine Swallowtail (Blue Swallowtail) Battus philenor
    Pipevine Swallowtail (Blue Swallowtail) Battus philenor
    Pipevine Swallowtail (Blue Swallowtail) Battus philenor

    I started the hike with one liter of water, and I finished the last mouthful when I got to the lake. I then filtered 6 liters of water to keep me going for the next couple of days. Let me go on record with the following statement.

    I Hate Filtering Water.

    I despised using our MSR Sweetwater filter — pump, pump, pump. My current filter, the Sawyer Mini Squeeze was supposed to be an improvement on that, and I guess it is. Sort of. The dirty water bag that comes with it is tiny, and it’s almost impossible to fill up. Before I’d squeezed one bag, more water was running out of the dirty end than was dribbling into my water bottle (a sign that the filter needs cleaning — I think it is some sort of pressure relief valve). Despite repeatedly backflushing the filter I never got it to run at a decent rate. It took over an hour to filter those six liters.

    Looking North East From Piney Creek
    Where Piney Creek meets Table Rock Lake. My plan; to bushwack along the north (left in this picture) side and find somewhere to stay for a couple of nights.

    With that much water, my pack’s weight had almost doubled (6 liters is a tad under 14.5lbs). Fortunately, I didn’t plan to hike much further. I passed the fire rings near the lake, then bushwhacked along the northern shore, keeping an eye out for the ‘ideal spot’. I didn’t have to go far before I found an old fire ring well back from the lake, but with good views through the trees. I was actually surprised how little undergrowth there was under the trees. There was lots of poison ivy around, but it was easily avoided.

    After checking for widow makers and snagged limbs I picked a couple of trees and set up the hammock and gave it a lie-in test. Fantastic! Then I tried to set the tarp (60° nights and there was a possibility of showers in the forecast). D’oh! The trees were too close together, so I started again with another pair of nearby trees that were the correct distance apart.

    Home from Home.

    It didn’t take long (okay, the usual 45 minutes or so) to get everything set up. I opted to set the tarp high with a peaked porch (attached to a close-by tree) so I could stand up, and also see out to the lake from the hammock.

    The existing fire ring needs a little TLC
    Spot the Hammock – This is why I use camo / natural colors. Can you spot the hammock?
    Hiding in the trees – This is why I use camo / natural colors. I’m not going to have to forage far for wood.
    Gary Relaxing in the hammock at Piney Creek Wilderness, Mark Twain National Forest
    Looking down the lake (east) from the north shore.

    The lakeshore itself was just a short scramble down the hill and had wonderful views. I grabbed my cooking kit and made and ate dinner down by the lake while watching the sun go down. It was well worth the effort of hiking in the high temperatures and even the time spent filtering the water to be there. The yapping of some bald eagles (they sound like a yappy small dog to me), the very loud croaks of several herons, transitioned to the sound of evening cicadas and the splashing of jumping fish as it got darker.

    Moon rising
    Sunset at Piney Creek Wilderness
    Tonight I cooked and ate my dinner down by the lake so I could watch the sunset.
    Sunset – Day One. Lazy picture, I should have climbed up the hill to get my tripod.
    Moonlight over Table Rock Lake

    3.25 miles hiked. Elevation gain: 535ft (I said the climbs at the beginning of the trail were a workout). Elevation loss: 1,007ft.

    Day two

    Just Sitting Enjoying the View (Day Two)

    My plan was to sit around and contemplate my navel. I should have guessed that was too good a plan to be followed. Instead, I decided to go exploring. I left my camp set up and took my pack and some lunch to hike parallel to the lake and see if there were any other good camping spots to be found. Showers were forecast for the afternoon, and I headed off under grey skies. The side of the lake is divided up into lots of small hollows where the water runs off the hills to the north. It made for interesting hiking. I was trying to avoid using the deer trails with their attendant retinue of ticks, so there was a lot of bushwhacking to be done.

    Before long I started seeing signs of a man-made trail and it led me to a broken down fishing/hunting camp. Nearby I found two more, the last of which was impressive in size while hugely disappointing in its accompanying Ozarkian detritus and trash. Apparently “Leave No Trace” has no meaning to at least three groups of people hunting and fishing in the area. The images are geotagged if any public-spirited person with a big boat fancies going in and clearing the mess out.

    View looking South West. I bushwhacked along the side of the hollow, finding three hunting/fishing camps in the process. It seems many Ozarkians don’t understand the concept of ‘Leave no Trace’.

    Leave no trace … Unless you think you can get away with it.

    Leave no trace

    The undergrowth was getting very thick, so I opted to hike along the lakeside. There I saw evidence of active beavers. And then it started to rain. I had decided not to bring rain gear, so I headed back to camp. Fortunately, the trees kept the worst of the light showers at bay. Back in camp, I laid in the hammock listening to the rain pitter-pattering on the tarp. It sounded great, was very soporific, and I slept for far too long, though it was very nice.

    I had my dinner down by the lake again; Mountain House Beef Stew — and very good it was too. That’s one I will be trying again. I watched the sunset, and then climbed up the hill and lit the campfire I’d set up earlier after the rain had stopped. I’d put a few sticks aside under my tarp so I’d have dry wood to start a fire.

    Color photograph of Gary Allman enjoying the Sunset at Table Rock Missouri (Piney Creek Wilderness).
    Gary looks out over the Piney Creek Arm of Table Rock Lake.
    Cloudy Evening (Day Two). In fact it rained for a few hours in the afternoon. The sound of the rain on the tarp sent me to sleep.
    Piney Creek Wilderness Sunset
    Tending the Campfire

    I turned in around ten thirty, but I could not get to sleep. I tried reading — The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy — and all sorts of tricks to get off to sleep. None worked. My long afternoon nap was probably to blame. Tossing and turning, I was having trouble with the clothes that I was using for a pillow. They kept sliding under me, and it was also cold enough that I regretted not packing my summer quilt. Eventually, I covered myself with my sleeping bag liner (I’d brought a liner not a sleeping bag), and draped my oversized shemagh over that and used my buff to make a beanie to keep my head warm. Between them they kept me nice and comfortable.

    1.25 miles hiked. Elevation gain/loss: 265ft.

    Day Three

    Good morning.

    It was a two cup of coffee morning. I woke tired and decided I’d spend the day lounging around before hiking out midafternoon. The coffee was good, but I decided that more extreme methods were needed to remove the cobwebs, so I went for a swim. The water was as warm as tepid bath water. Next to the shore the lake got deep quickly, so I started swimming towards the middle, and very soon after I felt my foot touch something (Don’t Panic!) I thought it must be a sunken limb or something. Not wanting to get tangled up, I carried on a short way before treading water to take a look around. Only I couldn’t tread water, it wasn’t deep enough. In the middle it was waist deep or less, with a gravely bottom. Some experimentation showed that with the lake at its current (low-ish) level it was possible to walk right across, with the depth varying from neck-deep to waist deep. Patches of cold water suggest that there are ‘seeps’ in the lake bottom here.

    Drinking my first cup of coffee of the day.
    I needed two cups of coffee today. Yesterday afternoon’s snooze, meant I had trouble getting off to sleep last night. A swim in the lake will help wake me up too.
    Bad case of bed-head there.
    Gary, with beanie hair, and the hammock in the background.
    Only trees for neighbors. We’ll not mention the deer, ticks, bald eagles, and herons, that I saw, nor the feral hogs, raccoons and other beasties I saw evidence of.
    The Forest Behind my Hammock
    Despite being neck deep near the shore, you could walk across the lake here, it’s only waist deep in the middle, with a gravely bottom.
    Another view to the east
    Photograph of the Piney Creek Arm of Table Rock Lake, Piney Creek Wilderness, Mark Twain National Forest
    Swimmer’s eye view of Table Rock Lake, Missouri
    That’s where I camped, I don’t think I’ve left much of a mark — except tidying up the old fire ring.
    That’s what fire ashes should look like. Just one small piece of partially burnt wood there. These fine ashes will wash away.

    Back in camp, I received a message that thunderstorms were threatening, so I decided to forgo the lounging bit of my plan, pack up camp, and hike back out straight away.

    Deer tracks in the silt.

    I chugged a load of water and kept back a liter for the trail. I had already decided that I wasn’t going to bushwhack my way across the scrubland, and hiked up the creek bed, which was flatter and easier going than I had expected. I was careful on the rocky bed not to turn an ankle, as I didn’t fancy hobbling out. The hike out is pretty much all uphill (3 miles and around 1,000ft of elevation to be climbed), and in the more open lower areas it was very hot. I couldn’t wait to get in the shade under the trees — spiderwebs or not. The hike out didn’t take long at all. Two hours, forty minutes, even with my losing the trail at one point. When that happened I cheated and used the GPS to get me back on track. I was never lost, I knew where the road was, I just couldn’t be bothered to waste time quartering the area, or back-tracking to look for the errant trail. It was probably that off-trail bushwhacking that put me in among a whole host of ticks …

    Spot the trail (One). I’d already decided I wasn’t going to try and follow the trail back through this jungle. My plan? Hike out along the creek bed.
    Spot the trail (Two).
    Hiking out along the Creek Bed. It was hot!
    Back on the trail – The trail is pretty easy to follow here.
    I couldn’t get further up and in the shade quickly enough
    The upper reaches of the ‘Farm Track Trail’
    The last climb on the ‘Farm Track Trail’
    Back to the trailhead (Day Three). Copyright © 2018 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.

    I was back at the van by 2:40 p.m. and sitting in airconditioned luxury. I didn’t see anyone the entire time I was out, and I had all of that part of Table Rock Lake to myself. Absolutely priceless. Oh, and the predicted thunderstorms? They never showed up.

    3 miles hiked. Elevation gain: 957ft. Elevation loss: 484ft.

    Lessons Learned

    • I need a lot more practice at sitting around doing nothing.
    • The sound of rain on a tarp will send you to sleep.
    • Take my 40° quilt with me even when the weather is hot.
    • Always hang the tarp first. That way I know the trees are far enough apart before I hang my hammock.
    • I need some way of stopping whatever I’m using as a pillow from sliding down under me.
    • I took too much food. One cup of almonds and raisins a day for trail snack/lunch is too much during the summer.
    • I took more clothes than I needed. I came back with an unworn shirt and a pair of shorts. I think I packed them with the idea that it would be nice to have something clean to change into if I went swimming. However, my thought process while out on the trail was that I couldn’t see the point of getting clean clothes covered in sweat.
    • A buff is very useful. I used mine as a sweatband during the day, and as a beanie to keep my head warm at night.
    • Tyvek isn’t very effective on a slope – it slips around very easily. I’m wondering if fitting grommets to it so it can be staked out might be an idea for pitches with a lot of slope.
    • I need somewhere to keep clothes close to hand, that is not in the hammock as it gets in a frightful mess.
    • I realized I can stow the hammock with the bug net attached. That should make setting up and breaking down a tad quicker.
    • Hanging everything off of the hammock ridgeline gets very cluttered. I need a ridgeline organizer.
    • I need a better water filtering solution.
    • Don’t put your trust in electronics. At one point during the hike, my GPS was convinced I was traveling at 98mph.
    • There are a lot of messy people out there, who will quite happily leave a load of trash in the wilderness if they think no one will find out about it.

    Conclusions

    Back in 2010 when we first started camping, we camped out all through the summer regardless of the temperatures. When we started backpacking, we decided that it wasn’t a good idea to go out when the temperatures were high. I certainly wouldn’t try a strenuous hike when it’s up in the nineties, however, getting out this week has shown me that it is practical to get out in the summer. The number of ticks and bug bites were more off-putting than the temperatures.

  • Sunset at Piney Creek Wilderness

    Sunset at Piney Creek Wilderness
    Tonight I cooked and ate my dinner down by the lake so I could watch the sunset.

  • Pipevine Swallowtail (Blue Swallowtail)

    Dozens of these butterflies were feasting on the flowers at the mouth of Piney Creek. Copyright © 2018 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.

    Pipevine Swallowtail (Blue Swallowtail) Battus philenor.

  • On the 31st Floor. Austin, Texas

    Hotel Room – A bit of a change from hammock camping in the wilderness. Copyright © 2018 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.

    My home for the past 10 days. It’s a bit of a change from hammock camping in the wilderness.

    It’s time to pack my bags and head back to Springfield. I’m going to be very pleased to get home. Our various work commitments have meant that Ginger and I have only spent two or three days under the same roof since early June. Ginger’s been off to Seatle and Canada networking, visiting friends, and attending a workshop. A couple of days after she returned I had to head out for the 79th Convention of The Episcopal Church.

    And it is not over yet. Ginger is off to Colorado for a couple of weeks in August, and of course, I was away in North Carolina back in April. It’s been a mad year, travel-wise.

    Speaking of hammock camping. I can’t wait to go and spend a couple of nights out in the wilderness by a lake. I don’t care how hot it is.

    If you want to see what I’ve been up to in Austin here are most of the pictures I’ve taken for work.

  • Communications Director with the WEMO Youth

    Communications Director with the WEMO Youth. Photo by: Liz Trader

    Just to prove that the diocesan Communications Director does venture out from behind his keyboard and camera once in a while. Here I am with the WEMO Youth and WEMO Jesus.

    They asked for a picture with me, so I gave Liz my camera.

    Taken at the 79th. General Convention of the Episcopal Church held at Austin Convention Center, Austin Texas.

  • Austin, Texas at night from the Colorado River

    Photograph of Austin, Texas at night taken from the Colorado River.
    Austin, Texas at night from the Colorado River

    It’s not all business. This evening the Episcopal Communicators went out on the river to watch the bats.

  • Home from Home

    Press Area. Copyright © 2018 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.

    It’s been a bit quiet around here, and with good reason.

    We’ve had a very busy few weeks. Ginger’s been in Canada on business for 10 days, and three days after she got back I left for 10 days in Austin, Texas, flying out on July 4.

    After my recent post about having a huge backlog of photos to process, I guess I shouldn’t say anything about the thousand-plus pictures I’ve come back with. Fortunately, most of those are for work and will be uploaded here as they are processed and captioned. I still ended up with quite a few personal pictures to process and post.

    These pictures show the area set aside for the press and the media briefing room, which along with my hotel room became my home from home while I was away. The days were long 12-15+ hours starting at 6:00 a.m. and the nights were sometimes late — you have to relax sometime.

    Hotel Room – A bit of a change from hammock camping in the wilderness. Copyright © 2018 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.
  • It’s all in the eyes

    It’s all in the eyes – Tubby has always had problems with his eyes, it’s a birth defect. Copyright © 2018 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.

    Tubby has always had problems with his eyes, it’s a birth defect.

  • Oops

    Bedroom Door Lock. Copyright © 2018 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.

    Today the new fridge-freezer was delivered.

    The delivery guys called me in the morning and gave a window of 3:30 p.m. to 5 p.m. for their arrival.

    So at 3:15 p.m. I was just finishing my shower (washing the chiggers off after mowing the yard) when the doorbell rang.

    Delivery drivers, early? Never! Apparently, that is unless I’m in the shower. (My in-laws are quite good at arriving when I’m in the shower too. It must be something in the local water).

    I was concerned that the delivery people would go on their merry way if I didn’t answer the door quickly. Which would mean I would be without a fridge for yet another week. I grabbed a towel and sprinted (okay, walked fast) to the door. I’m sure delivery drivers get to see all sorts of things, so a dripping Brit wearing a towel should be no real surprise. I let them in, showed them the old fridge and left them to get on with it.

    It then occurred to me that I needed to sequester the cats, lest one of them take the opportunity of an open door to do a runner. Blue Kitteh is well renowned for this, and Sprinky is not to be trusted either. Tubby has never shown any interest in the great outdoors, but the silly half-blind and deaf creature could wander off by accident.

    I found Blue Kitteh in the bedroom, unhooked the strap ‘thing’ we use to keep the door open, and shut her in. Sprinky was where she’s been every day for the last week or more — on my desk. I just had to round up Tubby, and then we’d be all secure. I found him in the ‘Sparkle Zone.’ I swept him up and carried him to the bedroom to be shut away with Blue Kitteh.

    Shoot (or similar expletives).

    The bedroom door was locked. I tried it several times to make sure. There certainly weren’t any keys in my pocketses. In fact, there was a distinct lack of a pocket of any sort in the towel I was wearing. Not only was I locked on the wrong side of the door that provides access to my clothes, but I’d locked Blue Kitteh in there too.

    Getting to the unruly collection of keys that we keep wasn’t easy. They were beyond the kitchen, which was currently blocked by the Behemoth (our old fridge/freezer) and two guys debating whether or not they’d have to dismantle it to extract it from the house (the answer was yes).

    Fortunately, the new fridge is only a baby Behemoth (isn’t that a bit of a contradiction?) because now there’s only two of us instead of five, we don’t really need a huge fridge. So at least we were spared having to dismantle that as well. Anyway, I had to wait until they were otherwise occupied, and dash past to grab a pile of keys.

    Labeling all the loose keys is a job we have been putting off …

    None of the first bunch I grabbed opened the bedroom door. The front door, yes. Don’t ask why I felt compelled at this time to check which locks the keys did fit. I have no idea, and I had nothing to label them with anyway.

    I had to run the gauntlet of the kitchen to go back and search high and low for more keys. I ended up with over a dozen. Finally, after many false starts, I found a key that fitted, let myself in and got dressed.

    Fast forward two or three hours, and I have finished removing all the awful sticky plastic wrapping stuff they mummify modern appliances with, and I’m done prizing off strips of blue tape. I even found the bits they’d carefully hidden behind the ice dispenser. After playing a few minutes of shelf Tetris I stood back to admire my work.

    Baby Behemoth complete with the newly acquired ‘Toe Grill’. Copyright © 2018 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.

    Hold on. That’s not right. Where’s the grill that goes at the bottom of the fridge? They had lost it. I called the delivery driver, who searched the back of the truck. No, it’s not there. Ho hum.

    So today (Tuesday) I went back to the store, and a very helpful shop assistant got down on the floor to prise a ‘Toe Grill’ — as the user guide calls it — off a display model. Thank you, Michael!

    Addendum

    Why do we have a full-blown deadlock on the bedroom door?

    Children. Well, actually one particular child who, a long time ago, in a mindset far, far, away, was prone to being light-fingered. The door originally had a standard internal door lock on it. When we realized things were growing legs and walking off, we locked the door, only to discover that things still disappeared. A quick check with some sticky tape showed that our budding criminal was using a card to get the lock open — yes, that old trick really does work with some locks. So I fitted a new lock with a built-in deadbolt, rendering it childproof.

    In fairness, it must be pointed out that the said child is now an absolutely wonderful adult who brings a tear to her stepfather’s eye every now and then with the things she says and does. But for Pete’s sake don’t tell her that. I’d never live it down.

    Post Script

    Apparently, the skills learned in her youth are still of value. A few days ago, one of our daughters managed to lock herself out of her bedroom in her apartment. The other daughter used the card trick to get them in.

  • Maybe I should stop taking pictures for a couple of years.

    That’s a lot of pictures needing attention

    That way I might be able to clear the backlog.

  • I think I know what killed the fridge-freezer

    It was the cats wot did it guv.

    Today I moved the fridge-freezer out ready to be taken away tomorrow when (hopefully), the new fridge-freezer arrives.

    The behemoth stands menacing anyone daring to enter the kitchen. Copyright © 2018 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.

    In the process, I think I discovered what killed it. I suspect it was a long lingering death caused by the buildup of cat fur.

    Pride before a fall & I love it when a plan (albeit Plan B) comes together.

    Around ten years ago I replaced the water line to the fridge. For some unknown reason, I didn’t fit an isolation valve (I do know better, honest!). Which left me with the dilemma of how to shift the fridge without shutting off the water main. Removing the front panel I found the water line and decided to try clamping it off with a pair of mole grips (I cannot remember what Americans call them). That worked great until I started moving the beast out, and I discovered that I’d just been very clever and cut one of the internal water lines, and not disconnected the supply. D’oh! As my hero, Homer would have said.

    Looking closely at the real connection, and prying off a bit of the back cover, I realized that the supply goes to an electric shut off, which only turns on when there is a demand for water. Problem solved, I just ripped out the solenoid and cut the internal lines (again).

    Plan B. That’s right, I ripped some of the guts out of it and the water is staying where it belongs — in the pipe. Copyright © 2018 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.

    Of course, I will have to shut the water off to hook up the new fridge-freezer, but that’ll only be for a few minutes (Fingers crossed!) and not the several hours I will probably have to wait for the new one to arrive. Of course, I may be able to get away with kinking the pipe up to stem the flow. But that’ll depend on where the hook-up is on the new fridge.

    I guess it makes a change from backpacking and hiking.

  • Google Voice #Fail

    This was the result of Ginger calling me via Google Voice last night.

    It’s hard to figure out what happened to allow Google Voice to record itself or the phone service provider (I have no idea which it is). It’s a good transcript though. 🙂

  • Desk-buddy

    Sprinky – My desk-buddy

    Sprinky’s been living on my desk for a week now.

    Yesterday I thought Sprinky had finally grown tired of laying on my desk, but no, here she stays, pretty much 24 x 7, She only gets down for bathroom breaks and when I give her her meds — she’s on 150 ml of subcutaneous fluids every day, plus some other stuff she hates, and we argue over every morning and every night.

    Putting a drip into a cat was not one of my life goals, but then again neither was giving a cat an inhaler twice a day (that would be Tubby). There’s a couple of photo opportunities I’ll have to set up. I admit I am a very reluctant James Herriot with no bedside manner, so it’s quite surprising when Sprink sits on my lap purring all the time she’s on the drip. I’m even more surprised when she stays on my lap after we finish.

    Squint

    I’m Watching You.

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