That moment when … You go for a pee and after struggling for several moments you realize your boxers are on back to front.
Words
Posts where the words are the only content, or they are more important than the pictures.
Bar sign: “Extreme Midget Wrestling” Only in the Ozarks (I hope).
July 2, 2019 12:30
D’oh! In a repeat of the dishwasher dying right after I spent money on a new hammock … The freezer died tonight, less than a week after we laid down the cash on our new furniture.
June 17, 2018 0:08
Painted in big letters on the back fence: “VIDEO! DOG BITES!” Large sign on the side of the same house: “STOLEN DOG. $500 REWARD…” You cannot make these things up.
June 2, 2018 12:06
I live in America, remind me why I’m studying the 119 page EU General Data Protection Regulation? — the joys of doing business online in 2018.
January 11, 2018 21:00
The “I can’t give a f**k” is strong in this one. — The struggle is real.
December 31, 2017 17:43
is not taking my medication regularly making me forgetful? Or, is it the other way around?
December 15, 2017 10:15
Earlier this evening. New definition of incongruous. Brit driving an Impala through the Ozarks while loudly singing along with 1970s Canterbury prog. rock. #caravan #cunningstunts
August 10, 2017 0:10
Did I miss the memo? We seem to have skipped August and September and jumped straight to October. Brrrr.
August 5, 2017 20:31
Yesterday Ginger and I were discussing the absurdity of Lay-away … … I still haven’t got the tune of “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” out of my head.
February 2, 2016 11:02
That confusing moment … when driving home from Sedalia today I wondered when I was going to catch sight of the sea.
August 29, 2015 15:17
I may need more coffee… It just took me several seconds to realize the reason I couldn’t get my tee shirt on was because I had put my arm through the neck hole.
December 21, 2013 15:38
In the UK chimneys are swept from the bottom up. I might have expected things to be different in the Ozarks…
[Today I swept Tom & Rebbie’s chimney. Tom had an operation on his back a short while ago and doesn’t need to be climbing on roofs.]
December 18, 2013 16:23
It’s magic how much cleaner the house is now the adults outnumber the children. If we outnumbered the kittehs it’d be almost spotless.
September 16, 2013 12:50
I attended an ‘Active Shooter’ training session at church a couple of days ago, I think this should be filed under ‘Things I didn’t expect to learn/discuss at church’.
September 7, 2013 10:10
So, I can spell pneumatic, but I can’t get ‘hose’ right (hoze) My only excuse has to be that I was subconsciously trying to Webster-ize it.
August 23, 2013 20:38
Out at 7:20am on the high school run for the first time in eighteen months.
August 14, 2013 8:38
I caught myself using the dreadful American pronunciation of the word herb tonight – ‘erb.
April 9, 2013 0:33
This time last year we were backpacking with Lanie at Piney Creek Wilderness and doing other exciting things!
April 1, 2013 9:20
Who knew? I Just stepped out into the garage for a pair of pliers. Darn it was chilly. 27°F (-3°C). Maybe I should have got dressed first?
March 25, 2013 13:00
A typical example…
…of why everything takes so damned long.