• YMC and Diocesan Council

    Poor Lanie, she cannot escape from me taking her picture even when she's gone away for a diocesan youth meeting
    Poor Lanie, she cannot escape from me taking her picture even when she’s gone away for a diocesan youth meeting

    Today I was off to Carthage first thing to grab a couple of interviews on video.

    While I was there I took a couple of pictures of the YMC and Diocesan Council. It made a nice change to be there just to take pictures (okay video) and not be attending to talk or take part.

    I was hoping to do the interviews in the nave, but the organist was busy practicing for tomorrow (and a bit for Advent too by the sound of it). So i had to improvise. I did one interview in the youth room, and I’ve no idea what the other room I used was for…

    While I was there, it was a privilege to be able to listen in on Fr. Steve talk to the youth about the Episcopal Church, dogma, belief, and faith. I cannot speak for the kids, but I needed to hear that.

    As I’ve already put in my 20 hours (and a lot more) for the diocese this week, I’m not sure whether to call this work or Volunteering!

    Diocesan Council Meeting

  • Miss Scarlet. Clue: The Musical

    Miss Scarlet - Clue

    Now the musical has begun I can show this re-processed picture.

    This is my attempt at a fairly quick edit of a green screen picture Lanie sent to me. So, to be clear, this is not my picture of Lanie, I just post-processed it. I can see sooo many errors in my processing, but I don’t have time to fix them right now. Maybe I’ll revisit it later.

    Lesson from the green screen: Get the subject a good distance from the green screen to avoid reflected color – a lesson I learned taking (failed) green screen product shots.

    The Original

    2015-10-08-075657-web

  • Lanie & Getzger

    Portrait picture of Lanie and Getzger Cat
    Lanie and Getzger

    Testing some new lights with Lanie and Getzger’s help.

    It’s a shame the depth of field is just too shallow, one of Lanie’s eyes is slightly out of focus. I couldn’t get the pair of them to stay still long enough for a decent picture.

  • Building Bookcases

    Cutting the boards into Shelves. Copyright © 2015 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.

    This weekend I started work on a long-outstanding project to build a bookcase.

    Not just any bookcase but an eight-foot long seven-foot-high recessed bookcase. The project would have gone a lot more smoothly if Lowes hadn’t refused to cut the 8′ x 4′ plywood sheets into 11½” boards. So I ended up making around 75′ of cuts with a circular saw. The saw-sled I made a year-or-so ago made it a little bit easier. But, it still took me several hours to do something Lowes could have done in around 15-20 minutes.

    Having cut the sheets into boards, I spent Sunday morning cutting all the broads to length. I finished that just in time for us to take Getzger to the Blessing of the Animals.

    There are 21 of these shelves in the finished bookcase. Copyright © 2015 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.
    Making Bookcases. Copyright © 2015 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.
    This is what it is supposed to look like when I finish...
    This is what it is supposed to look like when I finish…


    Now all I have to do is just (just … Ha!) assemble it all, stain and seal it.

  • Hopefully I don’t need to write any notes this morning

    Blue Kitty on my desk (again). Copyright © 2011 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.
  • Lanie’s Induction into the National Honor Society

    Lanie receiving her certificate
    Lanie receiving her certificate

    This evening Lanie was inducted into the National Honor Society. Well done Lanie!!

  • Hurricane Lamp

    Hurrican (oil) lamp in use in the backyard
    Hurricane Lamp. Copyright © 2015 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.

    I love oil lamps.

    I hate to admit it but they remind me of my youth. There has always been electricity where I’ve lived, but when I was young our neighbor across the road and two of the four village shops didn’t have power and used oil lamps.

    My parents used an oil lamp for an anchor light on their sailboat, my sailboat had oil lamps in the cabin. Back in the UK, my Garden Room had several oil lamps too. Because of this, the smell of oil lamps is highly evocative to me. Unfortunately, the lamp oil we have now smells more like paint thinners than the paraffin (kerosene) smell that I remember.

  • The start of the evening

    The start of the evening
    The start of the evening

    The evenings are starting to get cool and temporarily at least, the mosquitoes have gone away.

    Time to light up the chiminea and enjoy some time in the backyard.

    I thought the beer was appropriate to the advancing season. Saved from last year, ‘Winter Grind’, a very nice coffee stout from Mother’s Brewing Company here in Springfield, Missouri.

    Enjoying our first fire of the year
    Enjoying our first backyard fire of the year
  • A corner of my desk is forever Blue Kitty’s

    Maine Coon, Blue Kitteh sleeping on the edge of Gary Allman's office desk.
    Blue Kitty Snoozes while I work. Copyright © 2015 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.

    Watching my work companion I’m thinking it might be worth my while switching allegiances to Buddhism.

    After all, from what I’ve seen, the possibility of being reincarnated as an in-door domestic cat seems to be a pretty good option.

  • An Evening Fishing on Stockton Lake

    Twilight at Stockton lake
    Twilight at Stockton lake

    I was hoping for another really stunning sunset, it wasn’t to be. It was pretty but not a really knock-you-off-your-feet affair. I was also hoping to catch some fish, and that wasn’t to be either…I had a couple of bites, but I was late striking and missed them. The good news is that Tom got a couple of nice-sized bass – 12″-13″.

    For a change, we had two boats, and taking a picture from a fast-moving boat of another fast-moving boat at sunset wasn’t easy, even at 1/600 of a second the picture I got wasn’t as sharp as I’d like. Both boats had trolling motor problems. Tom’s battery was flat. Scott and Dash had what they presumed to be a wiring problem. Tom used what little juice there was and we drifted around a bit. Fortunately, the other batteries were fine, so we had lights and power to start the engine.

    I discovered a new use for the GPS – finding your way back to the put-in when it is dark. I’m sure Tom didn’t need it, but it made it a lot easier to locate the correct ‘crinkle’ on the side of the lake. Again, I noticed how accurate the GPS has become. Back at the put-in, the track is about ±2′. Either there are more satellites or they’ve removed the inbuilt inaccuracy in the satellite signals.

  • School Open House

    Open Evening - Rehearsal - Clue The Musical

    ‘Clue’ Rehearsal

    After meeting with some of Lanie’s teachers we went along to sit in on part of an early rehearsal for this fall’s school musical ‘Clue’ Lanie will be appearing as Miss Scarlet.


  • That confusing moment

    That confusing moment … when driving home from Sedalia today I wondered when I was going to catch sight of the sea.

    Note to self. Hwy65 is not the A3.

  • Rentals

    Kia Soul
    Kia Soul

    We get a lot of rentals.

    I use them in my work for the diocese. It makes sense as the cost of the rental & gas is less than paying me the federal tax mileage rate – and there’s no wear and tear on our van. Ginger uses rentals when she has business trips – again it saves wear and tear.

    I don’t mind trying different vehicles, I’m more concerned with comfort, ergonomics, and gas mileage than prestige. This time though, I think I might have been short-changed. This is supposed to be an intermediate vehicle, seems to be more on the compact side to my eye. And speaking of my eye, I think this is an ugly beast, and to add insult to injury it had a very poor gas mileage too.

    The reason for this weekend’s rental was a trip to the Small Church Summit in at Calvary Episcopal Church in Sedalia today, and a visit to one of our churches – St. Stephen’s in Monett tomorrow.

    I was back renting on Tuesday as I had a trip to Kansas City for a staff meeting this week. After Saturday’s green ugly bug, even Ginger liked the deep metallic burgundy color of this one.

    Chrysler 200
    Chrysler 200
  • Tubby has an Internet addiction Problem

    Tubby has an Internet addiction Problem

    Ever since Tubby was introduced to cat videos on YouTube he has become obsessed with screens and anything vaguely screen shaped.

    This is not always conducive to my work. He sits on my desk for ages staring at the screen following the mouse pointer.

  • Sailing on Stockton Lake, Missouri

    Sailing on Stockton Lake, Missouri
    Sailing on Stockton Lake, Missouri

    John was kind enough to invite me sailing again.

    A gentle 4-7 mph breeze was predicted and, for the first part of our sail, that’s what we got. As the day went on the wind become increasingly fickle and we ended up drifting around a bit. Well, that’s my excuse for the GPS track. Looking at the video it looks like I wasn’t paying enough attention to the tell-tails, as those sails look to be sheeted in far too tight for the wind direction.

    We started off heading south and got as far as the bridge pretty quick. We probably put a jinx on things by daring to think that we could make this a two bridge trip – sailing up to the bridge at the north end of the lake. Once the wind died it wasn’t going to happen. Oh well. I had a good time with good company.   

  • Can you see what I did there?

    Eastney gas Engine House Composite image
    Eastney Gas Engine House C1978 & 2014 — My father, second from left. Original image: copyright © Portsmouth Evening News. Revised image copyright © 2015 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.

    In June 2014 we visited Eastney Beam Engine House, and I was surprised to find the Gas Engine House Open. I’ve not been in there in thirty years.

    I knew I had an old picture of my dad taken in the Gas Engine House taken sometime in the late seventies. I had an idea for Ginger to take my picture in what I thought was a suitable place in the room to make a composite image. My memory failed, and I was way out in my guess of where to stand, but the wonders of Photoshop let me fix that, so here we are some 30-odd years apart in time. If there’s a next time, I’ll have to see if I can stand next to him.

  • 30 Rounds

    Beretta PX4 Storm Compact with slide back on a splatter target
    30 Rounds

    Another trip to the range

    You’d think all I do is go shooting. Not so. Well, apart from sitting at my desk working, watching Marvel’s ‘Agents of Shield’ and some occasional yard work, I guess right now it is.

    Unless I manage some spectacular results at the range, this is going to be the last in the ‘Target’ series. It’s not a particularly good picture, taken hastily on my desk using just the room light and my desk lamp for lighting.

    The target is the result of three tries with ten rounds in the magazine each time. Two magazines with my right eye, and one with my left eye. I counted 15 rounds on target, that’s in the 4″ diameter inner black circle, and 15, well, not. In total 29 shots fit under the area of my hand which I’m led to believe isn’t bad.

    I’d like to say that all the off-target shots were taken with my left eye, but that’s not the case. It was pretty even; proving what I’d already sort-of worked out. I don’t have a truly dominant eye. However, my own testing suggests that my left eye is slightly more dominant.

  • Sailing with John on Stockton Lake

    John at the helm, Edge Island in the background
    John at the helm, Edge Island in the background

    First sail of the season and for a change, there was some wind.

    John invited me to join him for his first sail of the season. The end of June sounds a bit late for getting in the first sail, but John said that the horrendously wet and miserable weather we’ve been having this year had got in the way. Before we could play (sail) there was some housekeeping to get out of the way. The anti-freeze needed to be cleared from the water system, the waste holding tank needed to be pumped out, and we needed to fill up with gas.

    We found a paper wasp nest and several mud dauber nests in the mainsail, and the wasps were not happy. Both John and I got stung. Luckily I didn’t have an adverse reaction. We found another wasp nest in an aft locker. Fortunately, wasps and daubers don’t like tick spray (all we had onboard). A few squirts made them abandon ship and we threw the nests overboard.

    Washing out the water tank and wasp eviction complete, we motored over to the marina office where we pumped out the holding tank and filled up with gas. At last it was time for some sailing. Of course, it wouldn’t be sailing if something didn’t break or go wrong. Before we got out of the marina the engine quit and wouldn’t restart.

    John took a look while I got the anchor ready. He said the priming bulb had collapsed, which suggested to me that either the fuel line was kinked or blocked. I was close. John hadn’t refitted the fuel line properly after we filled the tank up with gas. Once he’d reconnected the hose the engine started and I could put the anchor away.

    We had an excellent north-west – north-easterly wind at around 8-10 miles an hour. Just right for an easy beat up the lake almost all the way to the Dam. We were hardly foaming along but, compared to some of the windless days we’ve spent on Stockton, we were really moving.   

  • Yard Work and Ceramic Fish

    Ceramic Fish in the backyard. Copyright © 2015 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.

    We cleared a bunch of yard work today.

    I borrowed Tom’s pole saw and cleared a load of limbs. Then I fixed the privacy fence on the deck and put up the last of the fish (somehow I’d left one in my desk drawer when I hung up the others).

    I wonder if my sister remembers giving me these fish, That was a long time ago, possibly over ten years.

    Link: Here I am getting them out for the summer back in 2007.

    Ceramic Fish in the backyard. Copyright © 2015 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.
  • Target Shooting – Beretta PX4 Storm Compact 9mm

    Color Photograph of a Beretta 9mm PX4 Storm Compact handgun with target.
    Beretta 9mm PX4 Storm Compact Copyright © 2015 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.

    Target and Beretta PX4 Compact

    I liked the picture I took of the Desert Eagle with a target, so I thought I’d take another similar picture, this time with my Beretta PX4. Despite looking a lot smaller than the Desert Eagle it is actually almost the same size. However, having a polymer frame the Beretta is a whole lot lighter.

    Color Photograph of a Beretta 9mm PX4 Storm Compact handgun with target
    Beretta PX4 Storm Compact. Copyright © 2015 Gary Allman, all rights reserved.

    It’s not as simple to buy a handgun as they’d like you to believe

    There’s been a lot written in the media about how easy it is to purchase firearms (especially in Missouri). I thought I’d mention that it’s not quite as easy as they make out.

    There is a very long and tedious form to complete, which needs your driver’s license details, Social Security number, and includes a long list of questions which almost, but not quite, includes your inside leg measurement. Then you have to have to pass a computerized FBI background check.

    If you are a dubious character like myself (that’s sarcasm by the way), this means you also have to complete additional forms and have a manual background check. So contrary to what you may have read, it is not as simple as just handing over some cash.

    That said, I have never had to prove that I know the basic safety rules. There is, of course, lots of safety information included in the paperwork, if anyone actually reads it.

    Why I bought a Beretta

    I have tried a lot of handguns, and I went with the old adage, “The right gun for you is the one you can consistently hit the target with.” And the Beretta fitted that bill nicely. It also met my other requirements, which were: Preferably hammer-fired, Double/Single Action1, de-cocker, and a safety switch. For whatever reason, I’m not keen on striker-fired guns, and I do not trust trigger-based safeties any further than I could throw them. So a Glock and many others were out of the question. Too many people have had negligent discharges by getting the supposedly safe trigger caught in clothing. A 1911 would have met my requirements, but they’re expensive, big, and heavy, likewise the Beretta 92. However, I’d still like one (or more) of each! The Smith and Wesson M&P was also high on my list, despite being striker fired – but I couldn’t hit anything with it. The Beretta was one of the ‘safest’ guns I looked at — that is, the least likely for me to have a negligent discharge while carrying it.

    I have experienced – and heard – first hand and close-up, a negligent discharge

    Why do I think safeties are important? Because I have experienced – and heard – first hand and close-up, a negligent discharge (nothing to do with me, I hasten to add). Fortunately, only furniture was harmed. The bullet passed through a chair I’d only recently vacated, through a wall and lodged in the frame of a chair in the adjacent room. It could have been very nasty. Alcohol was not a factor in this event, or even in the building. It was a simple mistake. Witnessing an incident like that makes you keenly aware of the care you need to take, and as a consequence, you become even more safety-conscious when handling firearms, so I want a manual safety on any firearm I own.

    I waited a long time before I told Ginger about the event, and even then, it was only because it might come up in conversation with friends who were nearby when the shot was fired.

    So I’ve opted for the Beretta with three separate safeties:

    1. Safety/decocker. Putting on the safety also decocks the hammer. It is disconcerting to have the hammer drop knowing there is a round in the chamber, but it is much safer than lowering the hammer on a live round with your thumb. When the safety is engaged, a link to the firing pin is rotated out of the path of the hammer and the trigger does not function.
    2. Double Action trigger pull, this gives the gun a 10lb first-round trigger pull, which makes it hard to accidentally catch or pull the trigger.
    3. Striker block, unless the trigger is pulled you can bash the hammer all you want, it is not going to fire – likewise if it is dropped it won’t fire.

    Of course, the most important safety device is the operator, don’t pull the trigger unless you mean to destroy whatever you are aiming at. There is also the optional additional safety precaution of not keeping a round in the chamber. This is not something I do. I keep the gun holstered, loaded, safety on, and ready for use.

    Full disclosure – Just in case you were wondering as I used to work for the church. Following statements by The Episcopal Church on its position regarding gun violence, firearms, and their licensing, the bishops of the diocese were aware that I owned firearms2.

    Footnotes

    1. Double/Single Action: With a Double/Single action mechanism, pulling the trigger cocks the hammer (if it isn’t already cocked), and then fires the weapon. That is, the trigger has a double purpose, cocking & firing the weapon. With a Single Action mechanism the trigger just fires the gun, so you have to rack the slide, or pull back the hammer by hand to cock it ready to fire and get the first round off (assuming, of course, the hammer/striker isn’t already cocked). The hammer/striker is automatically cocked after the first round is fired in both a Double/Single Action or Single Action weapon, and subsequent pulls on the trigger just release the hammer/striker firing the gun. Some guns are designed to be Double Action only (revolvers for example), and the weapon is not cocked until each time you pull the trigger.

      With a Double/Single Action weapon the amount of ‘pull’ on the trigger varies, with a long heavy pull needed to cock the hammer (8-10lbs on the Beretta), and thereafter a shorter and lighter pull (5lbs) will keep it firing. The key advantage of this arrangement is that you can safely carry the gun with a round in the chamber, and when you need it, pulling the trigger makes it go bang. Consequently, less thinking is required in a stressful situation. The combination of the Long heavy trigger pull and the safety makes the weapon a lot less likely to be fired unintentionally. ↩︎
    2. I worked for the church from 2014 to 2023. Both bishops of The Diocese of West Missouri I worked for were informed that I owned firearms. ↩︎
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